For crying out loud, why, oh why would I want to go to these two destinations/venues based on these images and lines?
So here we have it then: Portugal, a Dulux painted door with a couple of manicured fashion statements gazing lovingly at each other, totally and utterly not interested in the "history that's apparently in every corner" ("my word that door is unbelievable, it's history you know").
Oh and the line: "The beauty of simplicity". Did the agency bother going to Portugal? It's a fantastically complex country, which is rich in history and culture and there's certainly much more to experience than a blooming red door!
And what about the CONRAD ad? What on earth is that all about? Once again, two fashion clad models, apparently eating some far eastern soup in a London photographic studio. Looks really convincing doesn't it? Or perhaps it's the one of the Conrad kitchens, in which case what the hell are they doing there? But of course they have "the luxury of being themselves". What a completely patronizing image, 2 prosperous pompous overpaid trend setters gobbling food in front of the very poor underpaid chefs who made it, and who work 24 hours a day just to pay for their cycle repairs.
I think I'll book the Hilton thanks.
..and as for the cake they servce in these countries.... an Englishman abroad eh Dave? I think a Monday morning workshop of inspirational travel ads presented by you would be a good antedote all round...
ReplyDeleteOk well I'll add to the rant and echo complaints made by John Hegarty last time I met him (!)about the quality of TV advertising during Downton Abbey. A vast array of ads that were pure, unadulturated, juvenile rubbish without an idea between them. Will someone please explain to me what the hell the Muller Corner ad is all about with the plethora of cartoon characters from Yogi bear to Mr Men and Dick Dastardly. Garbage. The only decent ad I've seen on TV lately is the one for John West tuna which,thanks to HFW's and the wider population's campaigning efforts, now allows you to tag the source of the tuna in your tin. Executed superbly, high quality filming and a lightness of touch and wit to boot. Just love the combover!
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