Funny Monday Limericks

Every Monday we drag our brains kicking and screaming into the week by putting on our brain trainers and doing a cerebral workout. Topics are wide ranging from 'invent a new product for a pet and create a marketing plan for it' (in 10 minutes mind) to 'come up with 5 key messages to sell ice to Eskimos'. One week we were all asked to write limericks about brands. Here are my favourites:




There once was a sports brand called Puma,
Who professed to be lacking in humour,
Then along came some folk,
Who shared a great joke,
And now this is just an old rumour

There once was a brand called BA
Who took holiday-makers away
The top man was Willy
He sometimes was silly
Cos he didn’t give his people enough pay

There is a cool dude in Salcombe
Who makes all the kids feel welcome
His name is Jack Wills
He doesn’t offer deals
But everyone still really wants some

Note: No brands were harmed in the making of these limericks